Fewer than 200 people have contracted swine flu, and everyone gets mask-happy. Meanwhile, MILLIONS have died of AIDS, yet some people still don’t use condoms.
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boredom has yet to reveal itself..
| beeee goodie: | hey do you know what sucks? |
| kateeebraun: | vacuums |
| beeee goodie: | hey do you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? |
| kateeebraun: | black holes |
| beeee goodie: | hey do you know what just really aint cool? |
| kateeebraun: | lava? |
this is what my life consists of.
kitttttycat
| Anna: | what are they doing up there?! |
| Me: | is it this big of a deal?? |
| Anna: | NO i just wanna know |
| Devon?: | curiosity killed the cat. |
| Anna: | yeah it did.. |
| Me: | you have a cat?! |
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EAT A HALF JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER… idunnno why..
Have you noticed?
I didn't say she stole my money
http://This sentence has seven different meanings, depending on the stressed word:
- I didn’t say she stole my money — someone else said it.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — I didn’t say it.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — I only implied it.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — I said someone did, not necessarily her.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — I considered it borrowed, even though she didn’t ask.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — only that she stole money.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — she stole stuff which cost me money to replace.
The Veronicas - Double Trouble Samey Samey
woww i love this <3
